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Relationship status: I've developed a high tolerance for pepper spray.
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05-07-2015 14:02 by
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Fun prank for Californians: Adjust your wiper wash to spray the car behind you, making them believe it's raining.
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05-07-2015 13:02 by
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OK Cupid reviewed my profile. They suggest I get a puppy.
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05-07-2015 11:14
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I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
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05-07-2015 11:09
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Do people with cats not know about dogs?
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05-07-2015 11:08
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How do pizza delivery folks not eat the pizza on the way?
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05-07-2015 11:07
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I'm lucky if I can get into my own pants.
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05-07-2015 11:05
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Don't be ashamed of who you are, that's your parents job.
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05-07-2015 08:00
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Its like that girl doesn't even care that he shorts stopped fitting like 3 years ago.
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05-07-2015 07:50
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I eat far too many Happy Meals to be taken seriously as an adult.
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05-07-2015 07:49
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I know you're supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?
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05-07-2015 07:47
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It’s an employee’s job to respect management but it's managements job to give them something to respect.
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05-07-2015 04:46 by
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"You drive me to drink!" -I shout at my taxi driver.
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05-06-2015 21:26 by
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If you love God you are deeply religious, If you love Islam, you are a radical.
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05-06-2015 18:19
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Putting a 60 mph sign on a Mass. highway is really just a waste of metal
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05-06-2015 17:02 by
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What do Moslim men do during foreplay? A: Tickle the camel under the chin
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05-06-2015 16:22 by
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I havend't heard from DAEMON MAILER in years, I hope he's okay.
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05-06-2015 14:42
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Vape pens are the new Crocs
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05-06-2015 14:42
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I'm no mathlete but I can tell you that a 6 year old running at 8 mph after an ice cream truck driving 10 mph files 7.4ft when you trip him.
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05-06-2015 14:41
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"You drive me to drink!!!" ~Me shouting to the taxi driver.
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