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X says I'm collecting Canadian followers, in case I have to cross the border unexpectedly,,
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# 66026 If you cross the N. Korean border illegally, you get 12yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, and health care.
# 66047 If you cross the N. Korean or Mexican border illegally, you get 12yrs. hard labor If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally,you get shot. If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a job,a driver's license, food stamps,place to live, health care
# 25769 it's canada day, so to all my canadian followers out there I say, "happy fourth of july in three days."

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