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I hate it when people ask me what I will be doing in 5 years. Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision.
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06-23-2015 11:44
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My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato.
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06-23-2015 11:27
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I'm not really happy being a human. Is there a way to go a step back and be a monkey?
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06-23-2015 11:15
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*Nude Pic* INAPPROPRIATE *Black & White Nude Pic* ART
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06-23-2015 11:14
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It's time to admit that as a species, we are just not ready for 4-way stops.
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06-23-2015 11:12
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The best thing about becoming a parent is that you don't have to pay $50 to get peed on anymore.
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06-23-2015 11:11
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Sometimes, I just want to leave everything behind and get hopelessly lost. *goes to Ikea*
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06-23-2015 11:10
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[ouija board] Who are you? *board begins spelling* G-R-E-E-N--M-A-R-I-O What the -- a Luigi Board?! W-A-H-O-O--I-T-S-A--M-E
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06-23-2015 11:00
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I’m stoned. Either the smoke alarm is beeping or the house is backing up
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06-23-2015 07:49 by
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Crazy how the Pointer Sisters say they're JUST burning doing the Neutron Dance like it's not a huge deal to catch fire from dancing
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06-23-2015 05:59 by
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Gardening would be a great hobby if I didn't hate plants or going outside or doing things
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06-23-2015 05:56 by
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girl jogging down the road in yoga pants. Of course I was checking it out. She knew to turn around and see if I was. Totally busted.
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06-22-2015 19:34
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some guy on the highway just flipped me off, I would have done it back but I would have had to put down my phone or candy bar. Wasn't worth it.
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06-22-2015 19:32
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What are they going to do now if they ever do a reboot of the Dukes of Hazzard?
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06-22-2015 17:01 by
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Father's Day....the most confusing day in the ghetto.
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06-22-2015 14:14 by
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girls that drive vans are sexy, just because you know they put out.
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06-22-2015 14:08
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If the only text you receive all day is from your phone company saying that you've exhausted your data for the month, you ugly.
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06-22-2015 13:36 by
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There should be cell phone chargers & free WiFi in waiting rooms instead of magazines & crappy TV.
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06-22-2015 10:33 by
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Ideas are cheap, execution matters.
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06-22-2015 05:51
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it bugs me when an ugly girl has her one hot friend in every profile pic. It took me 3 weeks to realize I friended the dud
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