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I don't care about gay marriage or the confederate flag. I care about Beer.... Is it 5 o'clock yet?
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06-26-2015 15:25 by
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If religions teach peace, how come they cannot achieve peace?
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06-26-2015 15:14
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Let's hear it for AIDS! Well played Supreme Court.
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06-26-2015 14:54
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So does this mean that Kanye can finally marry himself?
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06-26-2015 13:47
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To the guys mocking Religion and the Prophets. This is what the people of those times did. They did not believe despite inevitable proof and this is what you r doing and more like will continue to do. Even if you
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06-26-2015 13:06
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thanks to the awesome foreign policy you have created an endless wave of turmôil in Mid East. Thanks morica for playing divide and rule for cheap oîl
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06-26-2015 12:58
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Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am..
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06-26-2015 12:37
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Can someone get the Supreme Court to send Mizzou back to the Big 12
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06-26-2015 12:20 by
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Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing.
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06-26-2015 12:00
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waving the rebel flag and burning the rainbow flag
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06-26-2015 12:00
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the United states just became worse
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06-26-2015 11:59
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My favourite childhood memory...not paying bills
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06-26-2015 11:45
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You're not truly a Canadian until you've used maple syrup as lube.
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06-26-2015 11:35
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I was sad to lose an arm wrestling match to a woman, but I felt better after I found out she was a man.
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06-26-2015 11:29
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They should fill the airbags with confetti to make car accidents more fun.
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06-26-2015 11:27
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I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him.
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06-26-2015 11:26
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I was sober for 11 straight years. Then I turned 12.
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06-26-2015 11:14
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French toast is regular toast that surrendered.
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06-26-2015 11:14
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Finally Bert and Ernie can quit living in sin!!! #onelove
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06-26-2015 11:05
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Cant wait to see the new Terminator movie ..Rage Against The Vending Machine
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