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Charlie Sheen is just living MY life....with A LOT more money 
Sorry, I meant to, but life happened.
Sometimes feels like life is a big test and I'm in the wrong classroom.
just rolled a huge joint out of my harvard rejection letter...life is grand.
I had a life once . . . now I have a computer and a modem
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account.
Life's too short to wake up in a bad mood- I save mine until I get to work.
U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one Fish cant Drown.
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you cant say out loud.
Like if you dont think ..3x-7y+(1/2)b.. really gonna help you in life?
Each day gives you an opportunity to change something in your life. I use that opportunity to change my underwear.
Life's best lessons are learned at the worst times.
Read it slow: LIFEISNOWHERE. What did you read? LIFE IS NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE? Life is as you read it.
If before every major life decision, people would just say "What would Charlie Sheen do?"...The world would be so much more interesting....
If something is important enough in my life, it will be denoted by the fact I created an itunes playlist to represent it.
Life has been so good to me that I just thought I would celebrate within myself and get ridiculously drunk tonight...
If you want to make enemies, go and try to change something. If you already have enemies, good! It means you've stood up for something sometime in your life.
The kid from Two and a Half Men looks more like Natalie from the Facts of Life everyday.
if your reading this your on facebook and have no life [Search Results] [View All Messages]
