love Funny Status Messages

   My girlfriend has very bad taste in clothing. Her only dress I love, is the one she takes off...

   "Love" is purely a chemical imbalance of serotonin, dopamine, & norepinephrine. It is nothing magical or "special"; just simply an irregularity in the brain; a "two-faced high"

   Ahhhhhh. I love SPRING! Bright sunshine, slight breeze, about 70 degrees, and I am inside telling you people about it! See how much I care?

   So it turns out that "The Love Shack" does, indeed, turn up on your bank statement.

   I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

   Sometimes I wish I could be like Jeff Probst from Survivor. I'd love to walk into a Shift Briefing at work and say,"The Tribe Has Spoken"!!! Then walk over and extinguish their torch and tell them to pack their belongings and get the @#$% out!!!

   Illegals, America invites you to bring your families, our tax payers would love to provide you free health care, free food stamps, and free housing. You will never have to do anything again, just come to our country. What will come next?

   I was so happy I could die, but decided to play a love game with brown eyes and now I'm speechless. Who would've thought a monster could make me dance in the dark..... Talk about your bad romance!

   just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.

   I thought love was a giveing thing.... The more I gave the less I got

   Rubbing one out thinking about Wall-E and EVA in the throes of robo-love

   "Ok, so we're both illiterate. I can't spell love and you can't read it."

   I love spending time with the woman of my dreams, it's the waking up and needing a cold shower bit I hate.

   I love school.......its the quizzes, tests, and homework I cant stand!!

   The hottest love has the coldest end !!!, Boyfriends come and go, but friends r forever.. enjoy ur SINGLE life

   loves eating big meals. I especially love a 7 course meal, of which my best is a cheese burger and a six pack of beer.....

   I used to love hungary-hungary hippo..... what other game lets you slap somthing on the butt to open it's mouth and swallow balls?

   i love my PC, my friends live in it

   can't help but giggle every time the SlapChop guy says " You're going to LOVE my nuts"

   look down, back up, where are you. You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me, I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love, look again, the tickets are now diamonds