love Funny Status Messages

   I love how everyone seems to be able to sing on facebook *singing*

   Sometimes, people get caught up in their own self pity/misery that they fail to see what they are doing to the people around who love them

   I'll give you an exact definition of "in love". When her bra and underwear match.

   I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!

   facebook baby,i love you,even though you suck. . . or,maybe THAT is why I love you

   I went to Japan and got myself a discount prostitute. She love me moderate time.

   Hey Boston-LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER♥

   Dear men who are smart and hot and madly in love with me: Please start existing.

   The best relationship is the one that's built on love and lust.. sry sry TRUST

   Tough decisions... Beat off in the shower and waste water or use Kleenex and add to landfill? What can I say? I love Mother Earth and big t*tties!!

   I love Kit-Kat...unless I'm with four or more people.

   Jeff Gordon vs. Jimmie Johnson...I love it when DIVA's fight!!

   Awww! Isn't that sweet. Everyone's so in love... excuse me while I regurgitate.

   What is a wedding tragedy?. . . To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!!

   being a die hard 80's fan I really hate what is going on with Brett Michaels. Doctors can't seem to find out what is going on in his head. They might want to check his other head. After Rock of Love all the answers could lie there.. Just sayin

   When I was 13, I had my first love, ASDFGHJKQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM above!

   Dear Wendy's, I so love your delicious, frozen treat called the Frosty. May I make a suggestion? Instead of a plastic straw, could you please substitute this with a bamboo straw? I'm tired of the plastic straws collapsing on me.

   Work like you don't have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at

   Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.

   He always has the same expression on his face; “only a mother could love.”