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Yesterday my Supervisor asked why I was tardy and I said, "I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."
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08-19-2015 17:15
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Women are too sensitive. She said she was having twins and I said, "At least you'll finally have 2 kids by the same father."
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08-19-2015 17:14
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Got kicked out of the local casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.
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08-19-2015 17:13
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So Megan Fox Is single this is my chance
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08-19-2015 15:13 by
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I hope all of the ladies out there get to be with the man of your memes.
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08-19-2015 13:46
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Relax Jared. You will still be able to get all of the footlongs that you want in prison
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08-19-2015 12:13 by
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My name means pathological liar in Slovenian.
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08-19-2015 11:35
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Revenge so sweet it gave me a toothache
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08-19-2015 08:56
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So Bruce Jenner heard the woman gets everything in the divorce he showed her and became one too.
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08-19-2015 06:48
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During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone.
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08-18-2015 22:55
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I'm 0-11 on finding secret rooms behind bookcases.
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08-18-2015 22:42
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I've had this ant farm for a year now and these lazy bastids still haven't grown any crops.
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08-18-2015 22:41
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The only thing that gets turned on when I get naked is the shower.
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08-18-2015 22:28
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When I think of you I touch myself. On my temples. You give me a migraine.
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08-18-2015 18:29
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Do these celebrities actually expect us to believe they're using boxed DIY hair color? Please....
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08-18-2015 15:51
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To the 42 friends that are currently available to chat at 3:11 in the afternoon... Get a job you losers! Oh, wait...
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08-18-2015 15:13 by
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Amid new revelations that Hillary's private email server was located in a restroom, investigation is underway how it was wiped clean.
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08-18-2015 13:19
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News just in: Hillary's private email server was located in a restroom. Clinton vows to get to the bottom of this.
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08-18-2015 13:16
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Girl logic: If I just ignore him he'll leave me alone. Guy logic: She hasn't told me to f*ck off yet so she must be interested.
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08-18-2015 11:44
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If you are not naked you're not feeling the vibe today
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