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Have you ever turned the radio station and the same song was on..happened to me
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08-30-2015 21:45
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If you're an adult, you don't have haters. You're just a showoff .
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08-30-2015 15:00
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Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it. J
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08-30-2015 13:40
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Fruit flies. Is there anything nowadays that isn't gay?
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08-30-2015 12:10
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Stevie wonder is blind and can play the piano but I can't get a text back 😒
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08-30-2015 12:06
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Underwear is for pussies See what I did there? .. Sigh.. Brilliant
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08-30-2015 12:06
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My wife is so annoying. "Do you think I'm sexy? Am I hot? How gorgeous am I? Do I have a nice ass?" I just want her to answer me.
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08-30-2015 12:04
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Some days, all I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask. That is all.
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08-30-2015 12:02
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I heard that breathing can give you cancer.
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08-30-2015 12:00
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Just watched an entire TV show without being on my phone just like they did on the Mayflower.
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08-30-2015 08:29
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Took a quiz "Which Sex and the City character are you?" Turns out I'm the bus driver who splashes Carrie in the opening credits.
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08-30-2015 07:33 by
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They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken.
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08-30-2015 07:13
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My dentist said I grind at night. I said, I think the kids call it twerking now.
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08-30-2015 06:51
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COP: can you describe the man that attacked you?..... TEACHER: I don't know, CAN I describe him?...... COP: *heavy sigh* MAY you describe him
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08-29-2015 19:34 by
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Pro tip: buy the cheap vodka and run it through your Brita water filter a few times..
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08-29-2015 13:25
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This lady in Walmart is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
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08-28-2015 18:58
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What if the Lottery is an institution to catch time travelers..?
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08-28-2015 14:59
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*stops to smell the roses* *steps in dog poop..
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08-28-2015 12:31
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It's National Beaver Day.
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08-28-2015 12:21
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Spandex: a Right, not a Privilege.
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08-28-2015 09:26 by
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