love Funny Status Messages

   God has a plan for every1.. if something is meant 2 be it's meant 2 be. Live ur life for today becuase you never know what tomorrow may bring. Tell the ppl you love that you love them, show the ppl you care bout that you care.. Life is 2 short 2 waste..

   I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women h

   We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

   I don't need no love all I need is the DJ

   They call me Dr. Love, I got the cure you're thinkin' of.

   “You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”

   i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P

   Sunday marks the birth of America, which Americans celebrate by combining their love of drinking with their love of explosives.

   If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

   Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”

   love Independence Day! But it pales in comparison to my Dependence Day, that is the day I decided to depend on God and not myself. Talk about true freedom!

   OMG I just wasted my time watching the twilight series :love triangle between a depressed girl a 110 yr old vampire and a werewolf !

   Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Thank you and good night, drive safely, I'll be here all week.

   I love pulling in a random person's driveway when a cop is turning around to pull me over. Makes me feel like James Bond.

   Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is the most important.

   i got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind

   Quotations i got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind

   Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

   Take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back

   Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?