love Funny Status Messages

   hold tight to your most precious joys; make memories, laugh a lot, love more, give & accept lots of hugs because it could all be gone in the blink of an eye

   That's not a bald spot on top of my head! It's a solar panel for my love machine ;-)

   Lady, there is a differnece between "Love Handles" and "Tail Lights"

   Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him.

   Love me or Hate me...either way you still have a feeling for me!!

   They say you never know what you have till you lose it, You promise your girl something you better do it, You can't tell a woman you love her are you stupid, Words don't express you love you got to prove it

   the only thing women truely love is making their friends jealous

   Let love come to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page :)

   I'm never getting married. After learning another Bachelorette couple has split, I simply don't know what love is anymore.

   God has a plan for every1.. if something is meant 2 be it's meant 2 be. Live ur life for today becuase you never know what tomorrow may bring. Tell the ppl you love that you love them, show the ppl you care bout that you care.. Life is 2 short 2 waste..

   I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women h

   We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

   I don't need no love all I need is the DJ

   They call me Dr. Love, I got the cure you're thinkin' of.

   “You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”

   i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P

   Sunday marks the birth of America, which Americans celebrate by combining their love of drinking with their love of explosives.

   If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

   Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”

   love Independence Day! But it pales in comparison to my Dependence Day, that is the day I decided to depend on God and not myself. Talk about true freedom!