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"To YOU I'm an atheist; to G0d, I'm the Loyal Opposition." ― Woody Allen
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11-04-2015 08:14
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin
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11-04-2015 08:13
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Accidentally went to the bar and kidnapped someone again.
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11-04-2015 01:34
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Candy Crush just sold for $6 billion in case anyone is looking for a reason to join ISIS
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11-04-2015 01:17 by
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I'm gonna sell everything and buy and van and go live down by the river !
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11-03-2015 18:36
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If you try to pronounce "lmao" you sound like a French cat.
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11-03-2015 18:25
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Some people have a super power of fcuking up your hopes and dreams while smiling at you.
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11-03-2015 14:06
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Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want.
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11-03-2015 13:56
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Just saw someone in Wall mart with a Bluetooth, it was his only tooth
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11-03-2015 09:22
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When I arrive at work, how long can I spend screaming in my car before it becomes weird?
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11-03-2015 08:38
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I figured out Victoria's Secret. She's hungry.
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11-02-2015 20:10
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Well another day has passed, and I haven’t used algebra once.
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11-02-2015 20:04
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If your girlfriend has $15 and you have $30, your girlfriend actually has $45.
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11-02-2015 20:03
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what does having kids and having tattoo have in common? ever idiot thinks they are special for having one
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11-02-2015 19:54
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You can tell a lot about someone by the way they don't apologize.
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11-02-2015 18:14 by
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At what age do we start saying Congratulations instead of "OH CRAP" when someone says they are pregnant ?
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11-02-2015 16:05
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My safeword is Pineapple
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11-02-2015 15:49
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My personalities entertain me more than any group of friends could .
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11-02-2015 15:32
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This No-Shave November is just a guy thing right? I'm not a big fan of surprises.
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11-02-2015 13:45 by
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I just gave my "friends list" a good douching. It's been a while, and it was getting a little funky with all of those people in there.
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11-02-2015 11:46 by
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