Funny Status Message #164389

X says The two best days of my life: The day I got married and the day my divorce was final.
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# 44375 Final destination she says. All destinations are final. Not need to use final there lady. Thats what the word means, destiny = final. If you haven't got where you're going, you're not there yet!
# 166613 From what I can gather, men hit their sexual peak around age 18. And women hit theirs as soon as the divorce is final.
# 118070 A guy at work today asked a silly question. He said what could be possibly be better than winning the lottery tonight?? I said that's easy,,, winning it one day after your Divorce becomes FINAL!!!!

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