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I wonder if prostitutes from India tells their coustomers "Thank you cum again"?
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11-11-2015 22:20
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I love my women like I love my whisky: twenty years old and mixed up with coke.
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11-11-2015 21:03
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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it "Indecent Exposure" but whatever.....
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11-11-2015 19:34
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No matter how much lice shampoo I use it doesn't provide the sheen or volume that I get when I wash my lice with regular shampoo.
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11-11-2015 18:33 by
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If a woman asks if she looks fat, it’s not enough to say “no.” You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary
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11-11-2015 18:28 by
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I'm someones reason to drink
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11-11-2015 17:10
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Last time there was this much crap over a cup there were two girls involved
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11-11-2015 16:26 by
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We don't care about your taste in women and cups of coffee. Thank you.
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11-11-2015 15:42
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I am a US Veteran. I didn't do it for the thank you's or the free stuff. I did it because I wasn't college material.
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11-11-2015 13:31
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I like my women like.oh never mind its all the same in the dark
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11-11-2015 13:13
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Taking care of your drunk friends inadvertently prepares you to be a father or mother.
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11-11-2015 12:26 by
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I do understand women, but I don't know how to explain them to you.
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11-11-2015 12:24 by
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I really should get out of this destructive relationship, and find someone better, but I'd hate to mess up a good thing.
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11-11-2015 12:21
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What do you mean you're pregnant? We slept on the pull out bed.
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11-11-2015 12:20
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SOB...Get me a drink
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11-11-2015 12:14
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I like my women like I like my online forms, easy to submit.
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11-11-2015 08:11
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I love my women like I love my Keurig coffee, disposable after a single use.
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11-11-2015 08:10
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If you have enough cash, you can humiliate and take the dignity of any woman you want.
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11-11-2015 07:46
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I never leave the house because my phone charger cord isn't long enough.
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11-11-2015 00:39
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what if I am a high ranking illuminatii and dont even know it
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11-10-2015 23:40 by
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