trump Funny Status Messages

   I am fully prepared to replace Donald Trump with the guy who says dilly dilly in the beer commercials

   BREAKING: NINTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS OVERTURNS TRUMP'S TURKEY PARDONS.

   After the Lavar Ball incidence, I now understand why Trump hates blacks.

   Trump dies one good deed and he wants an Oscar for his performance. Whatever happened to staying humble?

   Trump is telling 59,000 Haitians, currently living legally in the United States, to self-deport. Whats even more mind boggling is you people see nothing wrong with that? Why is he on a mission to target blacks???

   Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.

   White house report: Trump to pardon himself this week........ oh ! My mistake, it's a real turkey to be pardon.

   This Thanksgiving, comedians, especially Alec Baldwin, should give thanks for Trump.

   Donald Trump drinks water the same way squirrels eat nutz.

   I bet you Trump pronounces the country 'Niger' with an extra "g" in the middle.

   I lived through Obama. You'll live through Trump.

   Trump just told the prime minister of Japan why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the N. Korea missiles. This is better than any reality show, LOL!

   Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.

   Over here is just as empty as Ivanka Trump women's empowerment speech in Tokyo.

   Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "

   The NYC terror attack comes to you courtesy of the Democratic Party, Barry Obama and the judges he appointed, who've halted Pres. Trump from fulfilling his promise to secure our borders from Islamic terror.

   If Trump is actually guilty in the Russia scandals then I will seriously commit suicide.

   Jeff Flake voted against disaster relief for Hurricane Katrina. And the guy hates Trump. Now that's saying something.

   Angela Merkel isn't convinced about the reputations of Trump and Weinstein..she says she's never been touched up by either of them!

   Just admit it you're acting like a baby! You're just mad because I'm the REAL SLIM SHADY!!! -Trump