trump Funny Status Messages

   . The Afghanistan address trump gave monday was very similar to one that Obama gave. Trump needs to get a new speech writer.

   I'm not worried about the hurricane. Trump will stop it.

   The country is going down for the simple fact that some people really hate Trump. Let that sink in

   NASA: don't look up at the eclipse without the required glasses Trump: what does NASA know? I have amazing eyes. Best eyes you've ever seen

   : trump the me, me, me, it must always be all about me and only me president.

   : Trump "This is the longest improv show ever."

   Can't wait, after Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday's Trump fiasco, I'm so looking forward to SNL this Saturday. It's going to be an awesome show.

   I thought Trump said for every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, he have many to take their place. Was he lying? No he can't be, because he's Trump.

   Trump: I need to be on the power high when it comes to the business council. You guys can't quit on me! I'm quitting you by ending the council permanently. That'll show you to question my rac.ism!

   . Glad trump has not accomplished anything. If he had, we be worse off then we are now.

   .During the white house renovations. I hear that trump is having a microphone installed in the cushion of his chair in the oval office. It's so he can record any bright ideas he may come up with.

   . Could it be that it took trump two days to denounced the march in Charlottesville because he did not want to offend those voters who voted for him.

   . Do you think trump may of donated is presidental pay because he would of felt guilty excepting pay for a job he's not doing ?

   .8/14 8:06pm Trump tweeted: Feels good to be home after 7 months. WHAT?

   Trump says there were good people on the white nationalist's side....Okay, that's it, I'm done. I can't live in a country where stupidity rules.....

   Merck Pharma, Intel & Under Armour's CEOs all walked away from Trump after the Charlottesville incident? What the heck is going on?

   Hillary correctly predicted the rise of white supremacy under Donald Trump. Just saying....

   : Baby trump needs to read two folders a day of positive news about him self , so he can feel good about him self. Boy talk about a bunch of fake news.

   It took Trump two days - and outcry from lawmakers and many other people on social media -- to condemn white nationalists and neo-Nazis. I no longer want to support a president like that. I was a huge Trump supporter - not anymore...

   Good job Trump for finally denouncing the white nationalists. Now that wasn't hard, was it?