snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Turns out black ice causes 70% of wrecks in the winter. They should rename it asian ice.

   Disney's now letting its theme park employees grow beards. I don't know... I think some kids might get freaked out by Snow White's new goatee.

   Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???

   Hey,, When I was young I had to Post stuff manually... Barefoot in the snow,,, uphill both ways....... And I was GRATEFULL

   I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had $12 in her purse.

   Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.

   I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.

   rode into town on my horse. not worth it, I had to pick up his poo with a snow shovel and a hefty bag.

   If you can't handle the truth, stop asking tge questions. I'm into fairytales. Come on people, you know Snow White slept with a dwarf before Prince Charming came along!

   Driving in snow is alot like going down on a girl...Just go slow and watch out for the a55hole behind you...

   *Girl on Facebook* "I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm" ...or you can just buy a coat

   i alone am responsible for global warming...i bought a snow mobile this summer, it will never snow again

   Ready for winter to be over because I need to see the sun again and also so I can stop sitting on cold toilet seats.

   one good thing about snow is it covers up the dog poo so your lawn look as good as your neighbors

   We are at DefCon 2. Snow has been forecasted in the area. A whole 1-3 inches. Yes, there is panic.

   when it Snows everyone gives a bit of advice ... 'Don't eat yellow Snow' .... I would further advise to avoid eating BROWN SNOW.

   found out the reason for our mild Winter....Someone removed the duct tape from Al Gores "pie hole!"

   that snow I see on the field? No, I guess it's just Madonna's skin cells.

   Forget dude below me and the damn rodent. I'm predicting winter will last until March 20, 2012, at 1:14 A.M. (EDT)

   HEY PEOPLE DRIVING IN SNOW, IF TRAFFIC'S REALLY BAD MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE ROAD AND TYPE IN A TWEET ABOUT IT, OK?