friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Its Memorial Day Weekend and we have the media shoving Kanye & Kim’s wedding down out throats? The brave fallen solders of WWII fought so hard to defeat the Nazi’s so we can have the freedom to change the channel.

   Its Memorial Day Weekend and we have the media shoving Kanye & Kim’s wedding down out throats? I doubt this is what our fallen solders of WWII fought so bravely to defeat the Nazi’s. On behalf of them I am sorry.

   I think sometime over the weekend,, I turned the food pyramid upside down and served chips out of it

   There is a quadriplegic convention downtown this weekend. That place is going to be crawling with people!

   I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to 'laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series' as a "marathon"…

   The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.

   Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.

   The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Good Friday is Nun.

   Asked coworker what she was going tonight? She replied, drinking. I meant for Good Friday. She said dont worry, I'll pour one out for him.

   Corporate says we are having a half day at work today for 'April Day'. It's 2014, we can't even say Good Friday anymore? Society.

   Dude, it's just another Friday. I would expect the religious ppl to be at work on time as well.

   "If this is Good Friday, I'd hate to se a Bad one!" ...... Jesus

   Thanks for the free weekend offer E-Harmony but my wife said I can't use it.

   Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well

   The movie “Noah” comes out this weekend. It follows the story of a family trying to survive God's wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that's more commonly known, a Carnival Cruise.

   Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. Friday night here I come

   Dear Paycheck...I only see you on Fridays...I really wish you would stick around at least through the weekend....

   It's my birthday on St Patrick's Day and I'm gonna be drunk all weekend! LET'S GET READY TO STUMMMMBLLLLE!

   This weekend, I forgot to set the thermostat ahead on my clock,,,, Mine's still set for winter...

   Watched girls gone wild last night...okay it was store security video during black Friday but still...