BEGO Funny Status Messages

   'Beautiful women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer'

   i am a member of the C.S.I cant stand idiots

   People always mean 50% of what they say when they are joking. "You are 200% idiot!" Don't get angry, I was joking!

   The best feeling i've ever had is making someone laugh after crying

   If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them

   In the rest of World When The boy meets the father its a Nice warm Welcome. In the south, The dad comes out with a gun and says boy you better treat my daughter right.(:

   You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?

   ‎5 Words for us MAN to live by, "NEVER MAKE A WOMAN ANGRY."

   Life will always be like a roller coaster ride! Make sure your seatbelt is fastened and hold on tight because its full of thrills, screams, chills, fear, excitement, tears, laughter, joy, anxiety, and the will to do it all over again! "Life I tell ya!"

   Sometimes I wish I could just fast-forward through time, just to see if it's all worth it in relationship that we have..

   Facebook is the ultimate weapon of couples' distraction and relationships' destruction

   If it's worth it, fight for it & if you lose it, at least you tried.

   To bad you can't photoshop your UGLY personality...

   If you want a stable relationship.. get a damn horse

   When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time because even the damn sweetest chocolate expires to..

   girls are afraid to hear the words "its over" from her guy. And you know what guys are afraid to hear?"I'm PREGNANT!!!"

   I'm just a man but if you want I can still be your superman or prince charming! ♥

   I think Girls are like drugs, they make you feel soo good, but then they end up hurting you and you still want more.

   I can't be your knight in shining armor.....but I DO have aluminum foil!

   95% of People who say, "Study! Study! Study!" during finals week are actually reading...Too bad they don't realize Facebook is not actually a book.....