love Funny Status Messages

   gotta love it when 75% of commercials are political ads. I find it odd that I'm actually looking forward to when commercials are 100% commercials again.

   Being a TV writer for CSI: Miami would be the best. You would never get rejected. "Your script is over-the-top and and makes no sense. We love it!"

   My 80 year old grandma is just learning how to text. She thinks LOL means "Lots of love". She sent a text saying, "Your aunt Martha passed away this morning... LOL"

   I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

   Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook.

   says If two morons fall in love I could care less, but for the love of God please DON'T reproduce and make more of you. There are enough idiots in this world without you making more.

   Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

   so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?

   I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture.

   " For It was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. It was not my hand you held but my love. "

   P.E.T.A.= People Eating Tasty Animals....... I LOVE HUNTING SEASON!

   I love them all.....Fake (+)(+) , Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^) and even Grandma's \o/ \o/ Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.) save them all. REPOST for Breast Cancer Awareness.

   Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook.

   Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

   Send an email to a friend saying "PLEASE PLASE PLEASE Disregard previous message. Please don't read it! I love you!" It will drive them crazy!

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull

   Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...

   She says she doesn't have to change her relationship status on Facebook to show her love? It's because she's still banging her ex.

   Big... Powerful... Makes the ladies scream... Lasts for an hour. No wonder women love Oprah so much.

   Hey I'm an equal opprotunist. I love blondes, brunettes, redheads, tall ones, short ones, cousins, adopted cousins...