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Facebook is now a place full of whiny Bernie supporters waiting to be offended with whatever Hillary promises.
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Me In 2016 Shaking An Magic 8 Ball: "Will I find love this year?" Magic 8 Ball says, "Hahaha get a cat." D'oh!!!
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04-28-2016 15:37
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Things I Hate About Work: 1) Waking up. 2) No drinking. 3) Humans. 4) Working. 5) Drinking is frowned upon. 6) Can't hide in the bathroom all day.
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04-28-2016 15:34
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If stress was a drug I would be high as fuck.
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04-28-2016 15:32
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Can I get a Hell Yeah if you don't know what you're doing with your life and you don't get enough sleep.
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04-28-2016 15:31
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She said she recognozed me from the Vegetarian Club but I've never met herbivore.
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04-28-2016 14:53
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I now identify as a person who wants his own private bathroom while in public.
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04-28-2016 10:19
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When life knocks you down to your knees, remember that it's the perfect position to pray.
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04-28-2016 09:00
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"You're crazy" = the last resort from a losing opponent.
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04-28-2016 08:56
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If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
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04-28-2016 08:56
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All music is dance music if you're bored enough.
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04-28-2016 08:45
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A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
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04-28-2016 08:44
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Lifetime os filming a new series about the ongoing struggle women have with freezing cold feet. It's a Sockumentary.
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04-28-2016 07:07
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Don't worry Bernie supporters, there's a good chance Bernie will run as Retirement Home President sometime in the near future.
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04-28-2016 05:09
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Sad to say this, Bernie campaign is on life support. Perhaps a GoFundMe page to revitalize his campaign might help...
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04-28-2016 05:07
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"Poverty is a death sentence," Bernie Sanders declares during Baltimore stop. Too bad Bernie doesn't feel the same way as he just fired hundreds of his loyal campaign workers.
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04-28-2016 05:01
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Bernie's campaign workers definitely Felt The Bern on their way to the unemployment office.
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04-28-2016 04:58
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Bernie Sanders is so evil for laying all those people off. I guess they can go back to the unemployment line or mom's basement.
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04-27-2016 21:59
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Just a heads up...it is World Naked Gardening Day on May 7th. Rest assured, I will not be participating.
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04-27-2016 20:26
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Funny all those people that love Prince and don't mind his drug abuse probably complained about Lance Armstrong
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