Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Cinnamon flavored whiskey...is that what the junior high girls are drinking these days?
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03-10-2016 16:36
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Fuller House is a wonderful show, let's hope Netflix comes out with another one called Married With Grandchildren.
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03-10-2016 16:32
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I'm so old...I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor!
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03-10-2016 16:30
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Question -- Should we either Heil Trump or burn crosses wearing white sheets in honor of Trump? Looking for a fun Thursday night activity.
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03-10-2016 16:24
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"PROVE IT!!" I yell from the back of the church.
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03-10-2016 14:45
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So don't come to my door wanting to talk about the Lord. I don't come to your door wanting to talk about wine and vibrators, do I?
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03-10-2016 13:40
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It started out innocent enough. - Whiskey
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03-10-2016 13:27
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Donald Trump's first name is Rafael Trump. Let that sink in.
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03-10-2016 10:41
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Some people seem to like Trump. Others like Hillary, or Bernie. Just be happy you live somewhere that you have a choice, just don't waste it...
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03-10-2016 09:19 by eengrms
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All these fools comparing Trump to Hitler. Trump never had people killed... Hillary Clinton did.
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03-10-2016 08:48
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I can't wait till St.Patricks Day....!!! The one day a year I can eat lucky charms dowsed in green beer for breakfast and my wife can't say crap.....
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03-10-2016 03:04
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Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert
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03-10-2016 00:48
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Folks, if your feet look like you've been playing soccer with a pineapple, do not wear flip-flops out in public.
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03-09-2016 23:48
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As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.
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03-09-2016 18:07
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Seems the same people saying Trump is a bad choice, is the same people who said Obama was a good choice.
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03-09-2016 18:06
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Perhaps Donald Trump should educated all the uneducated people he continually thanks by giving them all scholarships to attend Trump University.
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03-09-2016 18:06
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Perhaps it's about time to ask Bernie Sanders what American life was really like back in 1776.
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03-09-2016 18:01
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College goes 0-100 real quick. You'll go from chilling for four weeks to having 3 tests, 5 quizzes, 4 speeches, and 7 papers due in 2 days.
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03-09-2016 16:21
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When you save a beautiful sexy woman from a house fire and she says "Sorry I have a boyfriend."
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03-09-2016 16:15
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Life is like soccer because my Mom signed me up for it and expects me to try my best even though I absolutely hate f*cking soccer.
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03-09-2016 16:13
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