trump Funny Status Messages

   The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.

   Fun fact: Trump has been President for 407 days and he just spent his 100th day playing golf

   Mexican hookers plan to drill glory holes in Trump's wall.

   Michael Moore joined a protest against Trump colluding with Russians, and now we know the protest was organized by Russians

   I guess Prince Harry realize that Trump can't make the royal wedding great.

   Another Playboy model has come out, saying she had an affair with Trump, 2 years into his marriage with Melania. Trump, you horny old goat, you!

   Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.

   Happy Valentines Day to the happy couple, Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels.

   I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.

   The GOP memo is out and it said the groundhog saw it's shadow which means one more year of Trump aaaannnndddd I don't know what the hell I'm talking about....

   If the memo sees iys shadow today it means four more years of Trump?

   Question of the day: Do people eat Tide Pods because Trump is president, or is Trump president because people are dumb enough to eat Tide Pods?

   "O say can you something something" - Donald Trump singing our National Anthem.

   Donald J. Trump. The "J" stands for genius.

   "I'm, like, really smart." - Donald Trump, 45th POTUS. I'm glad he cleared that up, because he had the whole world fooled.

   And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight… A Merry Trumpness to All, and to All a Trump Night!

   The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.

   Rosie O’Donnell Announced she would not be wearing Ivanka Trump clothing brand. Don’t worry Rosie. They don’t come in your size anyways.

   You can’t say that President Trump hasn’t Tweeted you well.

   President Trump has golden hair like the Golden Child of mythic olden tales. Like, everything that he touches turns to gold. #GoldenPOTUS