Monday Funny Status Messages

   in the famous words of Pepe Le Pew "Le Monday, you le suck!"

   Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

   I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.

   Monday sounds alot like "Mundane"...just sayin...:(

   Will be open for Flirting from 8pm - 2am, Monday - Sunday.

   The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning....its called "Waking Up"

   It sucks that Saturday is so close to Monday. But Monday is far away from Saturday.

   A lot of people constantly complain about Monday's, Tuesday's and Wednesday's being the worst part of the week, I have discovered that with the right mix of Jack Daniels and sleeping pills those days no longer have to happen.

   entrepreneurship - only cure for monday morning blues..!!

   You guys mind if I get this out of the way a little early? Thanks. Dear Monday, I hate you.

   always gives 100% at work...25% Monday, 15% Tuesday, 5% Wednesday, 3% Thursday, 2% Friday and 50% sleeping throughout

   The Royal Couple will be in the U.S. on Friday. Isn't that ironic? We spent Monday celebrating the day we threw the British out, and on Friday we're letting them back in.

   Monday, quit being such a ba$+ard.

   Daily log Monday morning, 9:49am: I have decided I am done trying until Friday night, I've already been here too long this week.

   You are like Monday...nobody likes you!

   Just reminding everyone that it's Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

   I say "Monday" like "Jerry Seinfeld says "Newman!"

   Yep, I didn't get any unwanted fathers day cards yesterday!!!! HAPPY MONDAY :D

   Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday.

   Y couldn't judgement day begin on Monday!? why did it had to ruin my weekend!?