love Funny Status Messages

   thinking maybe Doritos can bring back my love life like it did for Grandpa...

   Going to Mexico next month and my buddies suggested I take my lady to a donkey show. Cool! We both love those Shrek movies. Thanks for the suggestion guys!

   Its snowing again! Oh don't worry I will be posting fresh photos soon because I know you all love that!

   I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.

   Okay........So on a scale from one to Courtney Love how drunk are you right now????

   why only VALENTINES DAY for the 1 you love the most..why it can't be 24/7, 365 days a year !!

   Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.

   PETA would like to remind the protesters in EGYPT: FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH, PLEASE DON'T SMOKE THE CAMELS!!!!

   I don't fear love's magic, I just fear some magicians.

   Would it change the way you feel about me if I admitted that I have a special love for the BeeGees?

   Dear Lunchables, I remember when I was a kid I used to love eating you, now that I'm an adult, I realize now that you are just cheese and crackers and are nowhere near a full lunch, wtf was I thinking. Please update your lunchables to feed more than a sma

   Dear Lean Cuisine, Your microwave lunches are small. My body does not get 35MPG like most people. I get more like 12MPG with a strong tail wind. Please help. Love, Me

   girls are like phones. we love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!!

   When the I in "I love you" becomes more important than the "you," the word in the middle just fades away.

   Everything ██is█████ ████ ████fine ███ █ ████ love. ████ █████ the ███ Egypt ███ ████ government ██

   I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

   I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.

   I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

   Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.

   Someone give Bruno Mars a grenade and pull the pin. I'm getting sick of that song. She dosen't love you, I don't wanna hear about how your stalking her.