Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Heck .... If you don't want to make America Great Again .... What else would you want to do with the country?

   Dang it,I went to the dog park this morning and accidentally stepped in a pile of Hillary.

   I like people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee. Not necessarily in that order....

   Does anyone else get Road Rage walking behind slow people?

   .... My girl friend keeps harping on me that a relationship is all about Truth and Honesty while at the same time tells me she is voting for Hillary!

   .... Hey Kiddy's ... Did you know that 47 Years ago the first men landed on the moon using less Tech than it takes you to catch a single Pokemon!!!

   I've been thinking about this all morning. "Sir, why did you shoot me?" "I don't know." This is insanity. #CharlesKinsey

   How do we know Adam and Eve were white? Ever try to take a rib from a black guy?

   Black Olives Matter

   The U.S. birthrate is at an all-time low. The birthrate is now so low that "The Maury Povich Show" may have to cut back to just half an hour.

   I think Eminem should become a dentist just so he can say "snap back to reality, oh there's a cavity."

   Melania Trump got nothing compared to the plaguerism that has been happening here

   I'm so old I'm still looking for Waldo. F*ck Pokemon.

   People are playing Pokemon and Scott Baio is relevant again while I'm over here deciding when to see that new movie "Titantic."

   Melania Trump: "So if I marry the ugly Orange man......I'm a citizen...no?"

   Ted Cruz did not go against Trump, He took the last life preserver off the Titantic off the railing and jumped ship. He did not even yell women and children first just took it and jumped.

   Mike Pence is a wax sculpture in a museum of what people used to believe and live like centuries ago.

   If Peter Parker's occupation isn't as a web designer in the new Spider-Man movie I officially give up....

   Do women get annoyed more easily than men, or are men better at annoying than women?

   Trump's RNC is like the episode of Kitchen Nightmares where the guy that never worked in a restaurant bought one, but with a country.