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"The system is rigged." --Bernie Sanders after losing at Monopoly
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06-21-2016 15:59
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Remember when Ron Paul was too crazy to be President.
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06-21-2016 15:54
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Bad Inspirational Quote: Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get - like anaphylactic shock for unlisted nuts.
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06-21-2016 15:46
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I don't really care about your opinion of me, but I met a dog earlier that didn't like me and it's still messing with me....
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06-21-2016 15:37
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Any body up for playing some Tennis...we can use my balls.!
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06-21-2016 15:30
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Just say Donald Trump's 2015 tax return. He made $38,000 in salary and extra $2 billion in pre-taxed "tips".
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06-21-2016 15:29
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If somebody just joined Facebook now either their 10 year prison stint is over or they're newly separated.
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06-21-2016 15:27
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Yahoo's search engine is just two drunk guys leaning out a third-floor window accousting passerby with your questions.
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06-21-2016 15:24
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If you think she posts a lot of photos of her pregnancy wait until that kid arrives.
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06-21-2016 15:20
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"Trump University is my first choice and University of Phoenix is my safety school." --A scholastically challenged person in 2007
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06-21-2016 15:16
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Mrs Browns Lovely daughter must have a lovely daughter of her own by now shouldn't she ?
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06-21-2016 14:19
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The number 867-5309 has been disconnected .
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06-21-2016 13:21
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Am I the only person who thinks that Walmart is missing out on a major opportunity by not having a Golden Corral at all of their stores?
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06-21-2016 12:48
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When asked my weight, I give what it is on the Moon.
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06-21-2016 12:27 by
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Consider this Diem Carped.....
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06-21-2016 11:39
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According to The Prophecy, today is my Hot Mess day.
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06-21-2016 11:34
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just found out that Major Lazer is a group not an individual. for how long were you guys planning on keeping this a secret? how long?
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06-21-2016 10:48
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I now hold it in my hands. Finally. The expressed written consent of the National Football League.
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06-21-2016 09:10 by
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I saw a science show on how we're merely energy sources who come back as other energies in subsequent lives. I can see it now, I'll be a 9 volt battery in a transistor radio from the 60's tuned to an Elvis only station.
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06-21-2016 09:08 by
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For some people freedom is like spring animals seeing the light.
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