love Funny Status Messages

   I love Swamp people...."choot em, hurry choot em"

   I love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away.

   Everything happens for a reason, live it, love it, learn from it! Make your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile :)

   Love is a sacred thing meant just for two. But there's always that one slut who doesn't know how to count.

   My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

   Dear women: we don't give a CRAP about eyebrows. Love, men.

   Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.

   I love the look of sad laker fans! D-rose is the new league superstar, go sit down Kobe!

   i love it when I get tailgated on a bumpy road and the driver behind me has no time to avoid the really big pothole that takes away his body kit.

   Girls fall in love with what they hear, Boys fall in love with what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie.

   When you love someone truly and unconditionally, age, distance, bank balance, height or weight is just a damn number.

   I love you so much that there's almost no chance I'd use you as a human shield against a Navy SEAL'S attack.

   I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen.

   Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.

   the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.

   "I don't care what political party you lean towards, what religious denomination you claim or what side of the tracks you live on, I love you anyways. Whether you like it or not."

   3 words, 8 letters. 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU!

   Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby"

   Just gunna stand there and steal my fries...? But thats alright because I love your massive thighs...

   Women and tax forms have a lot in common…Men love to cheat on them.