nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   A Woman's Football League would only be interesting to me if its raining and the uniform are white.

   Now that the Euro2012 football has finished , I wonder how many husbands will go back to their wives only to find that they have been replaced by `Mr Christian Grey` and something that requires batteries ?!!!

   I imagine hell to be a room full of drunk guys wanting to tell you about their fantasy football team...

   does fantasizing about the cheerleaders count as "fantasy football"?

   France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white

   While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.

   I miss Sunday afternoon football. The people living in this house keep trying to speak to me.

   Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B

   I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever

   Looks like Madonna and I have something in common...Neither of us have ever sung at the Superbowl

   Thank god there wasn't a wardrobe malfunction at this year's Superbowl.

   Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...

   It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."

   Since the Superbowl likes to promote has-been artists, I take it we'll be seeing Justin Bieber in next year's half time show

   The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!

   NFL: "Madonna's message of 'world peace' does not reflect the views of the National Football League"

   Its like a million Nicki Minaj snuck in at the SuperBowl show.....

   Dog Commercials during the superbowl are the funniest. I'm going to sign my dog for acting classes. At least they be more greatful than those hamsters I sent, who drove of in my KIA.

   this is what has happened when the have Giants won the Superbowl....1987 Black Monday Stock Market Crash,1991 Gulf War part 1,2008 Economy Crashes....2012

   Pretty excited that the Patriots and the Giants are opening for Madonna at the Superbowl