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..... Unfortunately in the real world an organization urging to SAVE Humanity ....... Sadly .... is almost always a front for a politically motivated group seeking to rule it.
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06-25-2016 20:55
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I finally found my girlfriends G spot.. Turns out her sister had it .
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06-25-2016 19:42
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let's be honest .... nothing is as good as 90's nostalgia, Rocko's Modern Life over Sanjay and Craig any day.
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06-25-2016 18:33
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The garbage man is late. I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
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06-25-2016 13:17
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Eric Cartman was Donald Trump before Donald Trump became Donald Trump.
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06-25-2016 13:17
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I don't trust the sun. Why can't we look directly at it? What is it hiding?
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06-25-2016 12:38
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I don't trust stairs. They always look like they're up to something.
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06-25-2016 09:41
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If you don't see Snowden as a hero please unfriend me,. Save me the trouble of finding out later that your just effin sheep of the media.
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06-25-2016 09:34
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Lest we not forget that Nicola Cage won an Academy award for best actor in a leading role for his role in the film Leaving Las Vegas in 1995.
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06-25-2016 06:58
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Screw the government, let's all smoke weed this weekend
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06-25-2016 01:57 by
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Grandma told me good girls always eat a banana with a knife and folk
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06-25-2016 01:52 by
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If you prefer a table over the booth we will never be friends
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06-25-2016 01:49 by
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Reading red meat is bad for you so i'm giving up reading
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06-25-2016 01:47 by
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No one wants to chill with me tonight cuz I lost my Netflix password
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06-25-2016 01:43 by
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Whenever it rains the trees scream "it's party time"
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06-25-2016 01:36 by
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Golden Corral has lobster tails for $2.99. That's less than the medicine you'll need to buy from puking your guts out afterwards.
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06-25-2016 01:22
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Great Britain just opting for free agency trying to get some of that sweet NBA rising salary cap money.
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06-25-2016 01:06
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Not only do we get a new James Bond, but he will now require a Visa to do missions in Europe.
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06-25-2016 01:04
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The United Kingdom will exit the European Union and have agreed to start seeing other countries, like the United States.
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06-25-2016 01:01
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If robots take over, I feel pretty good about my chance of survival. Most of them seem to really like my tweets.
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06-25-2016 01:00
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