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   messageicon if Trump can't keep people from climbing his tower, how is he going to keep them from climbing his wall?
←Rate | 08-11-2016 02:37 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care, therefore I am happy.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 01:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump supporters criticizing Malia Obama for smoking pot like all of Trump's sons haven't done coke off a hooker's breasts in the last week.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 01:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 41% of Trump voters say Hillary is the devil. While the other 59% say she's just a demon in a pantsuit.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 00:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my printer jams, I do what any logical male would do; I go buy a new printer.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 00:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook has taught me people don't get most jokes unless you put them over a picture and call it a meme.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 00:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can I ask for prayers please? I'm about to write a check.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 00:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This presidential election is class warfare -- that is, a war between those who paid attention in class and those who did not.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 00:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to Facebook, Jaden Smith has committed suicide 11 times in the last week.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 00:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon shhh, please, shhh
←Rate | 08-10-2016 21:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Todays Olympic sport - Ping Pong. Up next - Wii Bowling
←Rate | 08-10-2016 21:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe Carrot Tops career is so bad he has to climb Trump Tower with a bag full of props.....
←Rate | 08-10-2016 20:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... I remember in May of 2008 when a lady named Hillary Clinton suggested the assassination of Barack Obama but her balls weren't electrocuted by the CIA .... So why should Trumps?
←Rate | 08-10-2016 19:55 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....
←Rate | 08-10-2016 18:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .. Turns out it's true that Malia Obama was smoking a joint .... But so what? .... What's the big deal ... Her father does it too.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 18:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon me: "I WISH I NEVER HAD TO SEE ANOTHER FACEBOOK POST ABOUT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!!"......... election: WATCH THIS
←Rate | 08-10-2016 17:51 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... Hey .... On a positive note .... We DID go 224 years without having a president this terrible!
←Rate | 08-10-2016 15:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... I've decided some changes need to be made to the US Constitution .... Like ... Dusting it off and putting it to use like it was intended to be.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 15:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood
←Rate | 08-10-2016 14:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Religion will never reform or save mankind because Religion is a form of slavery.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 13:29 Comments (0)  




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