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if Trump can't keep people from climbing his tower, how is he going to keep them from climbing his wall?
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08-11-2016 02:37 by
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I don't care, therefore I am happy.
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08-11-2016 01:26
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Trump supporters criticizing Malia Obama for smoking pot like all of Trump's sons haven't done coke off a hooker's breasts in the last week.
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08-11-2016 01:26
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41% of Trump voters say Hillary is the devil. While the other 59% say she's just a demon in a pantsuit.
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08-11-2016 00:31
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When my printer jams, I do what any logical male would do; I go buy a new printer.
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08-11-2016 00:30
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Facebook has taught me people don't get most jokes unless you put them over a picture and call it a meme.
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08-11-2016 00:29
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Can I ask for prayers please? I'm about to write a check.
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08-11-2016 00:21
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This presidential election is class warfare -- that is, a war between those who paid attention in class and those who did not.
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08-11-2016 00:20
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According to Facebook, Jaden Smith has committed suicide 11 times in the last week.
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08-11-2016 00:14
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shhh, please, shhh
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08-10-2016 21:58
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Todays Olympic sport - Ping Pong. Up next - Wii Bowling
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08-10-2016 21:05
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I can't believe Carrot Tops career is so bad he has to climb Trump Tower with a bag full of props.....
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08-10-2016 20:54
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.... I remember in May of 2008 when a lady named Hillary Clinton suggested the assassination of Barack Obama but her balls weren't electrocuted by the CIA .... So why should Trumps?
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08-10-2016 19:55
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Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....
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08-10-2016 18:53
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.. Turns out it's true that Malia Obama was smoking a joint .... But so what? .... What's the big deal ... Her father does it too.
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08-10-2016 18:07
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me: "I WISH I NEVER HAD TO SEE ANOTHER FACEBOOK POST ABOUT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!!"......... election: WATCH THIS
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08-10-2016 17:51 by
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.... Hey .... On a positive note .... We DID go 224 years without having a president this terrible!
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08-10-2016 15:20
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.... I've decided some changes need to be made to the US Constitution .... Like ... Dusting it off and putting it to use like it was intended to be.
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08-10-2016 15:18
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Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood
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08-10-2016 14:06
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Religion will never reform or save mankind because Religion is a form of slavery.
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