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Excellent Group Ice Breaker: Do you think sailors feel pressured to swear?
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07-10-2016 19:30
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If a bottle pops in the club and no one posts an Instagram video of it does it make a sound?
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07-10-2016 19:29
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Just want to be rich enough to sort by price from high to low.
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07-10-2016 19:27
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"That guy in the salmon colored shorts is getting laid tonight." -Said no woman ever
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07-10-2016 19:26
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We didn't have child safety seats when I was young. My Dad would put a couple of us in the trunk if it meant not taking two cars.
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07-10-2016 19:24
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"Only my life matters." -Donald Trump
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07-10-2016 19:23
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Nothing says come at me like high waisted jorts and sensible sneakers.
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07-10-2016 19:22
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It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well.
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07-10-2016 19:21
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Why I Hate Talking: I was trapped in a conversation about the pros & cons of sea salt vs land salt.
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07-10-2016 19:19
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Based on recent history of opening a Capri Sun, I don't feel like I'd be able to stab a zombie during the apocalypse.
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07-10-2016 19:18
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Sure I don't trust CNN or Fox News but this new website I never heard of with your radical views, I'll believe your legitimacy.
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07-10-2016 19:16
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Still trying to figure out how they can all afford to buy guns and bullets while on Food Stamps.
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07-10-2016 18:14
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...... POKEMON GO!!!!!!! No Seriously ....... POKEMON GO!!! The world does not need any more Pokemon!
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07-10-2016 18:07
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Lady, I hope this doesn't surprise you but I am pretty sure your boobs go inside your shirt.
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07-10-2016 18:03
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Well if we really are what we eat ... apparently I am fast cheap and easy.
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07-10-2016 18:01
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OK, You're telling me you're not a slut ..... So ... Does that mean you are some kind of volunteer prostitute or something?
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07-10-2016 17:56
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If Republicans didn't insist on upholding their "Proud Tradition of Failure to do their JOB" ... Perhaps this country wouldn't be in such a sad state of affairs. They were elected to do one thing then proceeded to do another ..... SHEESH
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07-10-2016 17:53
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Yes it is true that women give us solace, But if it were not for women we would never need solace.
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07-10-2016 17:48
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Tip for Pokemon Go players. I just left a Squirtle and a Blastoise in the mall bathroom.
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07-10-2016 16:14
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Nintendo has gotten more kids off the couch in 2 days than Michelle Obama has in 8 years.
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