love Funny Status Messages

   a smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me...well...that's a sign of good taste.

   Dear God, Lets make a trade. Ryan Dunn for Justin Bieber? Love, Everyone.

   ♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥

   Ladies.. Let no past relationship ruin your love life. Remember: "Love will only fail when you fail to love!" Keep moving!

   Love is much more interesting when you have a DIRTY mind.

   Doing the Jerk....its a dance...To be honest I could jerk it all day...And I dont ever see myself gettin tired doin it...And its a good workout too..I mean my arm is already gettin tired...And I only been jerking for a couple of mins now..I love dancing

   To all the women I've dated. If we have a secret love child together that you never told me about, just have them get me a giftcard for Father's Day. Thanks!

   Love...it takes hostages and shows zero remorse.

   Love is like a rubber band. At first we keep on pulling and pulling. Then when someone let go, it hurts the person who holds on.

   There's 8 letters in I LOVE YOU but there's also 8 letters in BULLSH!T!

   The minute people fall in love they become liars

   I love how my laptopshasta a warning that says You should change your battery or switch to outlet power immediately to keep from losing your work. Lol "work". I wish I got paid to watch porn..

   Hey couples who write on each others Facebook walls, NO ONE cares how much you love each other, so cut it out!

   I don't love with my heart...I love with my imagination.

   What I love best about sex with a married woman is wiping myself off with her husband's clean underwear!

   I love those sayings that have 2 opposite words in them... Exact Estimate - Act Naturally - Small Crowd - Found Missing - Happily Married...

   Love is a thing for two...but there's always a slut who doesn't know how to count.

   Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.

   I love seeing the Australian news cause it's like they're from the future.

   Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.