love Funny Status Messages

   You can't hurry love, but you can honk the horn a few times and let it know you're waiting.

   If in our righteous endeavors to protect and keep what we love and value, we attack and demoralize those whom peacefully choose a different path, do we become no less than the entity that we are standing against?

   On the 4th day of rioting my tru love gave to me, 3 Nike trainers, two ps3's, and a samsung HDTV !

   May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping.

   Ghetto Word of the Day: Decide “My boy fronting like he love his girl, but errbody know he got a couple of chicks on decide”.

   Never fall in love with an a$$ man, unless you're prepared to offer him the moon.

   I used to love to give pretend shots with a mechanical pencil

   First, love yourself. Everyone else, get in line.

   I noticed the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus." So I honked at him and he waved...next time wave with all ALL your fingers!!

   There are 5 things in life you cannot recover: A stone...after it's thrown. A word...after it is said. An occasion...after it's missed. The time...after it's gone. A person...after they die. Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly.

   Falling In Love With You Is The Second Best Thing I Have Done .. Finding You Is The First ♥ ..

   To people who say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

   Not to sound like an old maid, but why do people think they need to be in a relationship to be happy? Those who can stand on their own two feet are the ones that I admire most. Be strong and independent. Have patience and love will come.

   I love Japanese noodles so much I'm gonna eat them the entire month and call it Ramendan.

   Dear Slut, Maybe if you closed your legs and opened your heart you might actually find true love and know happiness.

   Love is not about how much you say "I love you", but how much you can prove that it's true.

   If two past lovers remain friends, it`s either someone is still in love, or someone is still hoping for a second chance.

   I LOVE my new x rated -GPS "Ahhh right there! Yes! Yes! Right there! Don't stop!!"

   I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”

   the only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath.