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The government is behind the whole "60 is the new 40" thing so they can raise the retirement age to 92.
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08-14-2016 02:03
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I can’t wait until they come out with Oreo flavored Oreos.
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08-14-2016 02:02
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Sausage Party is expected to break the box office record for R-rated animated movies, which currently stands at $800.
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08-14-2016 02:01
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Now Trump is accusing Obama of being the founder of NSYNC. Which in some ways is even more offensive.
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08-14-2016 01:50
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Hope Solo is my least favorite Star Wars character besides Jar Jar Binks.
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08-14-2016 01:49
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Reminder: You have 50 Facebook events you never said you're interested in today.
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08-14-2016 01:47
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3 Important Events In A Man's Life: 1) Losing his virginity. 2) Getting married. 3) First time he wears a t-shirt in a whirlpool.
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08-14-2016 01:46
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Updated Nursery Rhyme: Mary had a Chevy truck, it was so very slow, and everywhere that Mary went, her truck would need a tow.
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08-14-2016 01:26
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Wife: You realize it's not Guinness Book of Whirl Records... [Me spinning furiously in an office chair]: Says you.
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08-13-2016 20:16 by
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Rejected Olympic Events: Javelin Catch... Jello Shotput... Border Fencing... Cardboard Boxing... Menstrual Cycling... Salad Tossing... Wrestling Demons...
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08-13-2016 20:09 by
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I.S.I.S says if America elects Hillary the will donate $2 million to the Clinton Foundation and have Bill speak at their next function for another million.
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08-13-2016 18:53
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IS says is America elects Hillary the will donate $2 million to the Clinton Foundation and have Bill speak at their next function for another million.
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08-13-2016 18:51
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Any man believes in freedom of speech at least for themselves.
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08-13-2016 18:44
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There is something I really like about women's beach volleyball but I can't put my finger on it.
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08-13-2016 18:09
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Hillary wears them long pant suits because she dosent have the typical "Camel Toe". She has what some people call "Moose Foot"
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08-13-2016 18:00
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Donalds Plan: "Build a wall" "Make America great" Hillarys Plan: "He cant say that"
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08-13-2016 17:55
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Hillary is working with her aids to beat Trump. Meanwhile, Bill is working with his doctors to beat A.I.D.S.
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08-13-2016 17:16
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Trump suggests that someone should shoot Hillary? There he goes trying to make America great again.
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08-13-2016 17:11
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Shoutout to the American voters for narrowing our options down to the jerk from 'The Apprentice' and the inspiration for 'House of Cards'
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08-13-2016 16:17 by
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IS relies on propaganda to recruit. Trump did the same with his 2nd Amendment remark!
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08-13-2016 11:27
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