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   messageicon America will NEVER be great again, regardless of who wins, NEVER, period! Nothing will change same old caca, and you all know it. So chill!
←Rate | 10-13-2016 22:06 Comments (1)  


   messageicon So let me get this straight, Wanting America to be Great again is considered Treason by some, But selling out your Government for cash and Compromising National Security Isn't? What am I missing here?
←Rate | 10-13-2016 17:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gee-Whiz ... I have heard worse words coming out the mouths of Rappers that party at the Whitehouse.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 17:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry, but I just don't understand this support of Crony Capitalism, growing Governmental Corruption and selling out this nations sovereignty to the new Globalist Governmental System. Am I missing something here?
←Rate | 10-13-2016 16:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon come on folks.... bring on the funnies
←Rate | 10-13-2016 16:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this straight, Not releasing a 20,000 page tax return and saying questionable words .... Is more of a Threat to America than Being corrupt, Compromising National Security, And taking bribes from foreign powers.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 15:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 11:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know we haven't seen in all of Hillary's emails? Anything detailing how to make America great again! Hmm
←Rate | 10-13-2016 08:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good way to revoke an endorsement of Donald Trump is to grab it and take it from him without his consent.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 02:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After this we should all invade Mexico and vote for Justin Bieber. See how they like that.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 01:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You really cant blame Bill for cheating... The only thing I want to stick in Hillary is the claw end of a hammer.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 01:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Democrats, dont let a little Puzzy scare you. If youre not grabbing your womans....Someone else is.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 00:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary is kickin her own ass now. Bin Laden was one of her biggest donors
←Rate | 10-13-2016 00:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Vote for Donald Trump or face nuclear war" - RUSSIA
←Rate | 10-12-2016 23:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I already looked there." -Kids that didn't look there
←Rate | 10-12-2016 21:13 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary Clinton gave Putin's Russia 20% of America's uranium and 9 investors in the deal funneled $145 million to Hillary's foundation.
←Rate | 10-12-2016 15:54 by Things I learned from wikileaks Comments (2)  


   messageicon State Department informed hillary about the email investigation so she could destroy any evidence. She trained and gave weapons to a ISIL to go fight in syria. She thinks Gays are unnatural dirty and nasty. Gay marriage is acceptable to keep their vote
←Rate | 10-12-2016 15:52 by Things I learned from wikileaks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I promised to have three beers, and be home by ten. I always get those two mixed up.
←Rate | 10-12-2016 13:37 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon America’s policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall. I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.
←Rate | 10-12-2016 13:33 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon And all this time I thought Ariana Grande was a new coffee at Starbucks.
←Rate | 10-12-2016 11:35 Comments (0)  




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