Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Never trust a Democrat, they have a twisted view of the world.
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10-29-2016 06:13
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ALL MEN ARE @SSHOLES ...... Never mind ... He just texted me back .... False alarm ... my bad
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10-29-2016 01:25
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REAL Americans ..... Stand for the Flag ..... And Kneel for the Fallen ..... Period.
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10-29-2016 01:21
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By unsubscribe, you are implying that I subscribed in the first place. You subscribed me, now you unsubscribe me.
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10-28-2016 23:37
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Can we just get the pipeline under the river before it fills with blood
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10-28-2016 22:45
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"I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!" - Pumpkin
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10-28-2016 21:24
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Bill Clinton is the only Democrat who is happy right now because it wasn't his Wiener that got Hillary in trouble
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10-28-2016 18:01
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After today's news, I am pretty sure the Clinton's kryptonite is Weiners.
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10-28-2016 17:51
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Just because she is constantly under FBI investigation and has been proven to be totally corrupt doesn't mean she's unqualified to be President of the United States! just kidding
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10-28-2016 17:43
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Somebody forgot to tell the FBI that Hillary Clinton was the most qualified person to run for President of the United States .... Ever .... Period.
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10-28-2016 17:19
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October surprise. . . indeed.
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10-28-2016 16:49
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If Hillary is indicted and charged with a Felony after she won the election ... Would she then be considered under "White House Arrest?"
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10-28-2016 15:46
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I'm Voting for the Presidential candidate not under FBI investigation.
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10-28-2016 15:44
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Diet Journal, day 99: Going well. Lost 4 lbs already and the neighbor's daschunds are looking less like chocolate eclairs...
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10-28-2016 15:42
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Thought I had a Political Update: "But alas"' it ended up being gas
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10-28-2016 15:41
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Early voting across the nation has confirmed that World War 1 Veterans overwhelmingly support Hillary Clinton!!!
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10-28-2016 15:41
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Please, Hillary. Please drop the fock ded.
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10-28-2016 14:59
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Brace yourselves it's Harley Quinn weekend!
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10-28-2016 13:12
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Its OK that you are voting for Hillary. In fact when Trump wins, you retards will get much better medical treatment.
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10-28-2016 11:59
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If Hillary wins the White House, I'm moving to a country that will be considerably more safe: Yemen.
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10-28-2016 10:42 by Fazzella
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