Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   ,Random is random. I do not know what random means. If your teacher asks you what is random, tell her random is random when it is random into random and random with bananas.

   After discovering that Anthony Weiner got Hillary Clinton in trouble Bill Clinton breeze a sigh of relief because it's the first time his wiener hasn't gotten Hillary in trouble

   Never trust a Democrat, they have a twisted view of the world.

   ALL MEN ARE @SSHOLES ...... Never mind ... He just texted me back .... False alarm ... my bad

   REAL Americans ..... Stand for the Flag ..... And Kneel for the Fallen ..... Period.

   By unsubscribe, you are implying that I subscribed in the first place. You subscribed me, now you unsubscribe me.

   Can we just get the pipeline under the river before it fills with blood

   "I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!" - Pumpkin

   Bill Clinton is the only Democrat who is happy right now because it wasn't his Wiener that got Hillary in trouble

   After today's news, I am pretty sure the Clinton's kryptonite is Weiners.

   Just because she is constantly under FBI investigation and has been proven to be totally corrupt doesn't mean she's unqualified to be President of the United States! just kidding

   Somebody forgot to tell the FBI that Hillary Clinton was the most qualified person to run for President of the United States .... Ever .... Period.

   October surprise. . . indeed.

   If Hillary is indicted and charged with a Felony after she won the election ... Would she then be considered under "White House Arrest?"

   I'm Voting for the Presidential candidate not under FBI investigation.

   Diet Journal, day 99: Going well. Lost 4 lbs already and the neighbor's daschunds are looking less like chocolate eclairs...

   Thought I had a Political Update: "But alas"' it ended up being gas

   Early voting across the nation has confirmed that World War 1 Veterans overwhelmingly support Hillary Clinton!!!

   Please, Hillary. Please drop the fock ded.

   Brace yourselves it's Harley Quinn weekend!