love Funny Status Messages

   Having sex with someone who doesn't love you is like having sex with a cactus; it will leave you hurt and devastated.

   Some people don't fall in love; they drown in it.

   Describing a woman as "Fine" evokes a certain mental image. Describing her as "Fine as Frogs Hair" evokes a completely different image. For example Courtney Cox is "Fine" but Courney Love is "Fine as Frogs Hair."

   The way my first love would just melt in my hands,with kisses so sweet,and open hearts full of delicious memories- yes even the decadent Bars that brought us together. Truth is you never forget your first love...especially when its Chocolate.

   Freud said "Love & work are the cornerstones of our humaness." I say it's love and that show "Pawn Stars".

   Sad 60's Self Realization:Most of the people who used to call you a Space Cowboy, a Gangster of Love, and Maurice now call you a Sad Hippie Has-Been.

   Love my new job. It's at a work free drug place.

   If the Dove is the bird of love, then the bird of birth control is the Swallow.

   they say the taste of love is sweet. That's bullsh!t everyone knows it's salty.

   I think the bird of love is the dove. My husband thinks it's the Swallow

   I love being called silly, strange, weird, different, odd, etc. I always take it as a compliment.

   They say you never forget your first love and it's true, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about beer.

   Love is like your shadow...the more steps you make towards it the further it moves away from you...but yet it follows you around your whole life.

   Love is Love and Sex is Sex. You don't need to be in love to have sex but you need good sex to stay in love. Some people's sex will make you fall in love.

   Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love?

   everybody hates it when their job blows...but love it the other way round.

   I know I love you because I fight most with the people I love – is the biggest bullsh*t ever.

   Who needs love when you've got a gun?

   Peggy - "Tell me you love me, Al - "I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."

   I love women's mentality "I said 'leave and never come back' but all I really want is you to stand outside my window throwing pebbles screaming 'I'm in love with you'!" - Taylor Swift