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   messageicon It's a good day to be a privileged white man.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 13:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man, there's a lot of people here suffering from advanced butt hurt. Do we need to call a whambulance for you?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 12:45 by Get over it Comments (0)  


   messageicon You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times
←Rate | 11-09-2016 12:40 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon After all that has happened this year all we need now is Dallas Cowboys win Super Bowl!!!!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I truly cannot visualize the rambling, incoherent creature I saw at the debates now addressing the nation from the Oval Office.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 12:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Other than the economy, climate, civil rights, and security, we're going to be fine.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 11:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Oh, so that's what they meant by Silent Majority!" -------- Hillary Clinton
←Rate | 11-09-2016 11:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Mainstream Media.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 11:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stronger Together. WTF does that even mean?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 11:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess the dead didn't get out to vote.....
←Rate | 11-09-2016 11:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canadian Immigration site just crashed...no seriously, it crashed last night around 10:30 pm due to high traffic...let that sink in for a bit.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:50 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I guess once you go black you can't go back...you have to go orange.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:49 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess alot of people woke up on the wrong side of the wall today
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter who wins the election the government always gets elected
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I want all the Deplorables suicided" - Hillary Clinton, probably
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope America is happy. Canada doesnt want Whoopie either :/
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder how many FB friends I will be getting back now that the election is over?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This appears to be the year of the upset!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awwe darn it ...... I thought the election was today!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And that's why some people shopuld never play poker
←Rate | 11-09-2016 09:58 Comments (0)  




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