Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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It's a good day to be a privileged white man.
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11-09-2016 13:02
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Man, there's a lot of people here suffering from advanced butt hurt. Do we need to call a whambulance for you?

You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times

After all that has happened this year all we need now is Dallas Cowboys win Super Bowl!!!!
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11-09-2016 12:39
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I truly cannot visualize the rambling, incoherent creature I saw at the debates now addressing the nation from the Oval Office.
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11-09-2016 12:01
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Other than the economy, climate, civil rights, and security, we're going to be fine.
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11-09-2016 11:42
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"Oh, so that's what they meant by Silent Majority!" -------- Hillary Clinton
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11-09-2016 11:22
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RIP Mainstream Media.
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11-09-2016 11:22
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Stronger Together. WTF does that even mean?
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11-09-2016 11:06
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I guess the dead didn't get out to vote.....
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11-09-2016 11:02
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Canadian Immigration site just crashed...no seriously, it crashed last night around 10:30 pm due to high traffic...let that sink in for a bit.

So I guess once you go black you can't go back...you have to go orange.

I guess alot of people woke up on the wrong side of the wall today
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11-09-2016 10:32
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No matter who wins the election the government always gets elected
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11-09-2016 10:31
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"I want all the Deplorables suicided" - Hillary Clinton, probably
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11-09-2016 10:18
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I hope America is happy. Canada doesnt want Whoopie either :/
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11-09-2016 10:11
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Wonder how many FB friends I will be getting back now that the election is over?
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11-09-2016 10:07
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This appears to be the year of the upset!
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11-09-2016 10:04
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Awwe darn it ...... I thought the election was today!
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11-09-2016 10:02
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And that's why some people shopuld never play poker
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11-09-2016 09:58
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