love Funny Status Messages

   Love 'em or hate 'em, you have to admit, Beyonce' and J-Lo never do anything half-assed.

   I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and some I'd love to punch in the face!

   Making love is an art form and there is always some guy who doesn't know how to use his paintbrush. And there is always some girl whose canvas has had one too many brushstrokes.

   I love animals, especially with veg and gravy....

   Losing someone you love so much is painful but losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much is the worst.

   At 3 years we say, ''Mommy I love you." At 10 years we say, ''Mom, whatever." 16 years we say, "My mom is so annoying!" At 18 years we say, "I'm leaving this house." At 25 years we say ''Mom, you were right''. At 30 years we say "'I want to go to Mom's ho

   Boy: "How can I prove that I love you?" Girl: "Stop playing video games”.....Boy: "Get the fu*k out"

   "Love is the more than the sum of yourself but rather the desire to be the sum of the person you love and yourself. It is far more rewarding to desire to do for the one you love more than you do for yourself."

   The bible say, "thou shalt love thy neighbor" which means, take your password off your wifi!!

   I love when you go down on me! you relieve so much stress and tension but when I feel it getting good you go back up.... DAMN GAS PRICES!

   You can't buy love.."That's called prostitution"

   People with little or no education love to argue the most.

   Love is pain, and anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.

   Honk if you love a peaceful and quiet drive.

   Let us cultivate love and compassion, both of which give life true meaning, just like beer and bacon...

   Gotta love Ben & Jerry's and their unique ice cream flavors. But their latest flavor, "Schweddy Balls", is leaving a bad taste in some conservative moms' mouths.

   Say what you want... Yes we all love Facebook.... And we can complain if we want... If it wasn't for us FB users that are complaining... It would just be another My(waste of)space... And FYI... The advertising pays the bills....

   love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

   Casey Anthony not guilty, Troy Davis being executed...Everybody Hates Chris but Everybody Love Raymond..smh..who says it ain't bout color ?

   Making love is like making pancakes. When done on one side, flip over to finish.