Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I'm excited for this season's finale of America
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11-08-2016 02:18
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Who needs television when there is so much drama election on Facebook.
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11-07-2016 23:15
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Wednesday I will have 50% less friends on Facebook.. let's see who makes the cut
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11-07-2016 23:09
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Question: "How many clowns does it take to elect a crappy President?" Answer: "We'll Find out on Tuesday!!!!"
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11-07-2016 22:40
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I can't believe so many Americans from the Bible Belt plan to vote for Trump. If he gets to build his wall, he'll be keeping Jesus out of the country.
I've only drank once since I quit drinking an hour ago
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11-07-2016 22:02
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Polls are good for three things, skiing, fishing and strippers.
With this election it is easier to scream at the enemy than it is to own your embarrassment
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11-07-2016 17:46
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voting this year is like picking out what STD do you want!!!!!!! you know is going to burn!
This year, they should give out Xanax with the 'I voted' sticker.
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11-07-2016 15:34
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R.I.P. Janet Reno. But at least she'll still be voting for Hillary.
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11-07-2016 12:38
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If Hillary wins, all public government announcements will begin with: Ladies, Gentlemen and Trannies....
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11-07-2016 11:52 by Fazzella
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No, she is a good woman. However, I don't agree with everything Hillary Clinton stands for or everything she says. Not everything... Not me personally no. -Janet Reno
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11-07-2016 10:26
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NASA reports surging applications for astronaut training programs proves trending interest in space exploration. That or maybe more interest in leaving the planet after this lame election...
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11-07-2016 09:33
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After tomorrow we'll no longer be hating folks because of their candidate. We can go back hating them for how they eat, or what movie they like
We all knew the first woman president would have to crawl through hell to get there. This is just what hell looks like.
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11-07-2016 03:52
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I really hope Hillary starts her acceptance speech with "AM I SMILING ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW?"
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11-07-2016 03:46
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The bouncers at all the bars in my town call me Macaulay Culkin because I always go home alone..
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11-06-2016 22:58
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Due to the election I may start a moving co.
As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life.
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11-06-2016 15:47
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