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X A guy just busted down my door and claimed to be a Bounty Hunter. I said, "You won't take me alive!" He looked at me as if I had two heads, then stole my paper towels.
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←Rate | 03-07-2017 16:59 by Mick

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Tuesday March 7, 2017 @ 06:14 PM

I don't get it......

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