Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Stronger Together. WTF does that even mean?

   I guess the dead didn't get out to vote.....

   Canadian Immigration site just crashed...no seriously, it crashed last night around 10:30 pm due to high traffic...let that sink in for a bit.

   So I guess once you go black you can't go back...you have to go orange.

   I guess alot of people woke up on the wrong side of the wall today

   No matter who wins the election the government always gets elected

   "I want all the Deplorables suicided" - Hillary Clinton, probably

   I hope America is happy. Canada doesnt want Whoopie either :/

   Wonder how many FB friends I will be getting back now that the election is over?

   This appears to be the year of the upset!

   Awwe darn it ...... I thought the election was today!

   And that's why some people shopuld never play poker

   What we've learned from this election, is that if you go black, you can indeed go back.

   Cubs win the World Series, Trump wins the Pressidency..what's next? Me in a stable relationship?...I like those odds

   Obama, You're Fired!!!!

   "Can I at least get work release?" - Hillary Clinton, probably

   Sour grapes make the very worst whine...get over it, she lost.

   Happy TR'HUMP' Day!

   And the most googled topic right now is: How to move to Canada.

   So walking dead was just a tutorial to survive the Trump presidency.