Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go?.. God: That's when you were dating that psycho. I wasn't sticking around for that.

   BREAKING- the only way Trump is not your president is if you move to another country. See ya! Don't let the Wall hit you on the way out.

   Meanwhile Mexico is digging through its couch looking for change to pay for the wall......

   The so called bullied became the bullies and are now bullying America because of one bully? What's next groping?

   I'm a simple man, I see titties I click

   So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?

   I doubt most of these rioters even remember all of the amazing riots and protest violence that happened when President Obama was elected President ..... Oh wait ... there weren't any .... Ever.

   WOW, I had no Idea there were so many temper tantrum prone clueless spoiled little brats in America.

   I think before people are allowed to protest and try to overturn an election, The protesters should first be required to take a basic Civics 101 class.

   How policies suddenly change once you get elected: We gonna keep the Obamacare and we gonna legalize some undocumented immigrants. Yes you gonna get the change that you voted for.

   It's time for a Civil war to overthrow the legal government to install the leader demanded by the mob. Ya ... That's the ticket.

   So glad republicans don't ever riot or protest. They have guns but they also have respect for democracy

   America...the land of the dumbs.

   make America Native again makes more sense, it was Never white and you know it, but denial tends to dominate your mind. go back to Europe. The more you disagree with this the more you prove your denial. Ready set go.

   Why did you go and make Trump President? Now Kanye West has a chance to become president next.

   The only reason Trump be me president is because your dumb a$$ didn't go vote so shut up!

   Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!

   Yay ... Now that the election's over it's nice to see some good old fashioned humor here once again. Oh .... wait .... never mind!

   Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.

   I would like to wish president Obama happy vetera.....oh wait. My bad.