Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too
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11-24-2016 18:31
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Happy Trumpsgiving.....
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11-24-2016 18:05
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You know your girlfriend is getting fat when she fits in your wifes clothes !
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11-24-2016 17:39
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If you do good deeds and post them on facebook, they're not good deeds anymore, they're self promotion .
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11-24-2016 17:34
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If life gives you melons... get a good sports bra.
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11-24-2016 16:52
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Black Friday used to only be Robinson Crusoe's pal!
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11-24-2016 16:13
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Theres a really good chance I'm gonna touch some breast today.
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11-24-2016 11:03
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Watching the Macy's Thanskgiving Day Parade. It's not a parade, it's a 3 hour ad for Broadway plays. Where's the Bullwinkle float!???
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11-24-2016 09:38 by Fazzella
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it normal to delete Facebook friends on their birthdays
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11-24-2016 07:43
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When Thanksgiving is over, you have my permission to listen to Christmas music.
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11-24-2016 06:53
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if you burn the turkey, just tell the family they're eating blackbird
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11-24-2016 06:41 by Eddy
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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already
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11-24-2016 06:38
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They should put bumpers on the roads when women are driving like they do for kids at bowling alleys
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11-24-2016 03:20
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With great power comes a great Electricity bill
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11-24-2016 03:20
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Marriage Is Like A Deck of cards, In the beginning all you need is a Two Hearts and a Diamond, As it Progresses You Wish You Had A Club and A Spade
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11-24-2016 03:20
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I got up this morning and decided to put on my favorite Fat jeans only to realize they have become just another pair of my skinny jeans
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11-24-2016 03:17
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My first crush was in kindergarten. I instantly knew I was doomed when she colored Neatly and Perfectly inside every line with a smug, superior smile
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11-24-2016 03:17
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I wonder how many Turkeys the President will Pardon this year?
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11-24-2016 01:32
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The relationship between a husband and wife is psychological ..... One is Psycho and the other is Logical!
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11-24-2016 01:20
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"I don't celebrate thanksgiving because it's a story of murder....." well, if this is murder, it sure is delicious......please pass the yams.....
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11-24-2016 00:50
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