Funny Status Message #175120

X says Up until now, I thought "twerking" was short for "networking." Needless to say, today's business lunch was rather awkward.
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# 136160 Gee. And I thought twerking was short for Networking. That explains all the dirty looks I got at last week's staff meeting.
# 142229 I thought "twerking" was short for "networking". I really embarrassed myself while giving that presentation to the company's Board of Directors.
# 59688 I hate when people use useless expressions like, 'Needless to say.' 'Needless to say, we had a terrific time tonight.' Needless to say? Then don't say it. 'Well, it goes without saying.' Then shut up.

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