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My entertainment today consists of browsing the commitment reports to see how many domestic battery arrests were made during Thanksgiving dinner...
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11-25-2016 12:11
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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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11-25-2016 09:24 by
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So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?
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11-25-2016 06:41
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Here's a story,of a LOVELY lady who was bringing up three very LOVELY girls all of them had hair of gold, like their mother. the youngest one in curls. RIP CAROL BRADY
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11-25-2016 06:07 by
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it’s almost 2017 and food can still make you fat get your act together science
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11-25-2016 06:02
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If your name is Nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy.
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11-25-2016 06:01
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I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? drink water .. clear face ? Drink water.. Tired of your better half? Drown them
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11-25-2016 06:01
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
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11-25-2016 06:00
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Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?
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11-25-2016 06:00
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I think the biggest winner after the USA elections is Melania Trump who can finally call herself the first lady instead of the third wife.
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11-25-2016 05:59
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All I'm saying is never ask a bald man if he remembers something off the top of his head.
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11-25-2016 05:58
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silly true fact :'a woman is more responsive to romance when her stomach is full.'
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11-25-2016 05:57
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Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha temperature
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11-25-2016 05:57
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Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.
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11-25-2016 05:56
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later is the best time to do anything
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11-25-2016 05:56
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How come documentary makers can find drug makers and hitmen to interview but the police can’t find them?
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11-25-2016 05:56
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Leaving the house with 50% battery on your phone is almost as bad as leaving without your wallet.
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11-25-2016 05:55
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If someone steals your identity, you should have every right to kill them. What are they gonna do, arrest you for suicide?
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11-25-2016 05:55
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It's officially the holiday season, bah hum bug. . .
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11-24-2016 19:16 by
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My wife and girlfriend met, they don't need me anymore ;)
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11-24-2016 18:54
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