life Funny Status Messages

   Life isn't about net worth. It's about self worth.

   Hey can I borrow a pencil? "Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser" "Life doesn't have an eraser" "That was deep man.."

   who cares if someone is bi, straight or gay- does it affect your life at all? Mind your own biz and live your life, not someone elses

   Please , with all that is good in life ..shoove those lemons up your backside ??

   If life hands you lemons, hey.... free lemons.

   Hey if life hand's you lemons , you better find someone that life handed sugar and water ,or your lemonaide is gonna taste like crap...

   The best things in life are free. The worst things in life will cost you half of everything you own.

   I had an active life, until some idiot came along and introduced me to Facebook.

   I believe in life after death, so I'm hoping my ex comes back as me, so I can get my stuff back.

   i have never faked a Sarcasm in my life

   This single life is great, I just need someone to share it with

   I know two wrongs don't make a right. My life has been a never ending quest to determine just how many are required.

   Sometimes, I feel like my life should be documented for future generations.

   The secret to life - Replace one worry with another.

   I have lived through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Wedding and Osama's death. My life's a fuc?ing history book.

   Just walked into a McDonald's and refilled my soda cup from yesterday without paying. Thug life.

   Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.

   To the people who upload full movies to YouTube: Get a life...also, thank you.

   It's important to have goals in life. When you want to get something accomplished, the majority of your energy should be focused on accomplishing that goal. That's why everything I do is about trying to get laid.

   The stuff you do while you're procrastinating is what you should be doing for the rest of your life.