snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.

   Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?

   Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.

   Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be

   snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.

   Below freezing weather in every state this week, Egypt gets snow, republicans and doubters owe Al Gore an apology regarding climate change, don't they?

   Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment

   Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.

   At the 2010 Winter Olympics, I brought home the gold for smushing down the garbage so I don't have to bring it outside.

   Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.

   I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. ...so they cant b*tch..

   When are the winter special olympics??

   My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.

   The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!

   Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!

   Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.

   To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .

   If the snow wears white in Winter why can't we?

   I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure

   I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.