jitneyman Funny Status Messages

   Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

   if I ever get down on one knee and propose to a girl and she says "No" I'm coming back up with a uppercut like Street Fighter!...."haaaadduuikkickkkk!"

   What do you call a gay driveby......................A fruit roll-up!!!

   You know you back in Miami, when You pull up to a light and a Bum throws a quarter at you.

   I went to google and type in "let it snow" and snow started falling. So I typed "let it rain" and the strippers started falling to the floor.

   I asked "Alexa, what do women want" This thing havent shut up for three days now