Michelle Funny Status Messages

   does not care where LeBron is going

   I love when you go down on me! you relieve so much stress and tension but when I feel it getting good you go back up.... DAMN GAS PRICES!

   Spread you open slowly Lick you with my tongue Dip you in my milk..... Damn oreos are good!

   just sneezed out a huge snot bubble in front of a client, so I panicked, sucked it back up my nose, and yelled "TA-DA!". Good save?

   I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch in the face.