CrackY Funny Status Messages

   That embarrassing moment when you shoot a three pointer at a dustbin and miss.

   Did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by now?

   WhatsApp now has 2 blue ticks when the person has read the message. I guess I can't ignore people on purpose anymore.

   Finding out Charlie Sheen tested positive for HIV is like finding out Bob Marley tested positive for marijuana.

   Kim and Kanye name their newborn son Saint West because it will take a miracle for him to turn out normal.

   Pastor Joel Osteen won't open his Houston ⛪ church that can hold 16,000 for hurricane victims because it only provides shelter from taxes.

   United States population: 323.1 million. Trinidad and Tobago population: 1.3 million. And they just eliminated us from the World Cup.

   Watching all these Hollywood people pretend they didnt know about Weinstein is some of the best acting they’ve done in years