BBB Funny Status Messages

   A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.

   Justin Bieber was drunken driving in Florida? Where is George Zimmerman when you need him!

   Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can? .... No, because he can't make a fist.

   The packers were in it right up until the end of the national anthem.

   Learn from your mistakes? It is far better to observe the stupidity of other people and learn from that.

   This is how my week goes: moooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....

   Opened a Christmas card today and rice fell out....Must have been fro Uncle Ben.

   What's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute?

   The coin shortage didn't work. Go ahead and mail the mystery seeds.

   What ever happened to Olive, the other reindeer?

   How did Jesus find guys named: Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon in the Middle East?

   How come no one posts pictures of their kids on the first day of summer school?

   I'm already beginning to feel unburdened by what has been.